I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
vagina is talking i cant
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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