People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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