try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
There's always time for handjobs
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
