I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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