Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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