Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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