i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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