SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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