Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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