Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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