I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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