Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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