I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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