I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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