After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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