Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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