like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
