I'm drive I can fine osifer
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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