I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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