I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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