My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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