Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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