Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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