No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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