It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
tell me about the fingering
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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