He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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