who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
one might say we're banned from that church
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
they need to just BURY HIM!
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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