Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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