a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
