Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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