At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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