I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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