yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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