Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
one two three fourrrrnication!
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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