If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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