ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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