what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
