You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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