u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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