Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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