distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Your penis caused this!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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