HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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