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(440): View more from Ohio

im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs

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(302): View more from Delaware

She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.

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(641): View more from Iowa

i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am

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(310): View more from California

Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.

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(716): View more from New York

She's like a pop up book from hell.

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(816): View more from Missouri

He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night

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(870): View more from Arkansas

You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!

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