Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I forget how to act sober
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
