I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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