I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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