I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
