You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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