why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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