If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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